The small print
What we keep
A short, honest account of the data this site touches.
The short version
We do not ask you to register, we do not run a shop on this domain, and we have no shopping basket to remember. The pages here are plain files. Nothing you type on this site is stored by us, because there is nothing on it to type into other than an email link that opens your own mail program.
What arrives automatically
Our host records the ordinary technical facts of a request: the time, the page asked for, a rough region derived from the network address, and which browser made the request. We see these only as aggregate counts and we use them for one purpose, which is working out which pages deserve more work. We do not combine them with anything else and we cannot identify you from them.
Cookies
This site sets none. There is no analytics script, no advertising pixel and no consent banner, because there is nothing to consent to. Your browser may keep copies of our images and stylesheet so pages load faster on a second visit, which is a cache and not a cookie.
When you leave us
The buy buttons hand you off to the retail listing for that product, which is run by someone else entirely. From the moment that tab opens, their policies apply and ours stop. If you buy, your address and payment details go to them; we never see an order, a name or a card.
Children
This site is written for the adults who buy toys rather than for the children who use them. We do not knowingly collect anything from anyone of any age, which makes the question easy to answer.
Reaching us about this
Write to the address on our contact page and say what you would like to know. We will answer in plain language and, if you ask us to remove something, we will tell you honestly whether we hold it at all.